If I Were A Pretzel

If I Were A Biscuit

If I Were A Rock

If I Were A Nose

If I Were A Paperclip

If I Were A Fork

If I Were A Stick Of Butter

If I Were A Roll Of Duct Tape

If I Were A Lightbulb

A Better Scab

If I Were The Moon

If I Were A Flag

If I Were A Toenail

If I Were A Toothpick

If I Were A Cookie

If I Were A Blanket

A Better Pimple

A Better Butterfly

Punny Love Notes

Sad Tree